YOU ARE KIDDING ME? this is too great. i might have peed my pants.
So, what color are you going to spray paint it!? ;)
the best moment was when I was standing up front near the counter, really contemplating whether or not to buy it (I was short on cash, dipping into the "secret stash") Alex Hedgepath, the manager, walks by on the phone, looks at me, looks at the bird and screws up his face with a "NO WAY! DON'T BUY THAT!" look. If I could... a. afford the turkeyandb. bring myself to touch the turkeyI would have got it too!
so what exactly is the plan for this bird?
It'd look good in your fave green.....btw, I saw the word "divorce" written all over them....she got the dead birds!
Wouldn't the turkey be the perfect Thanksgiving centerpiece? You could put the stuffed one at one end of the table and the roasted one at the other! This is especially good if you don't really want anyone to eat.
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