Tuesday, August 29, 2006

Thank you...

I laughed out loud at the Emmy's on Sunday night. I don't know if I was just wound up from the day or if I had too much chocolate, or if Conan was really funny, but I outright haw-hawed.

I'm always impressed by the actors who can cough up a funny acceptance speech...hands down the best this time was the writer/director of My Name is Earl, who listed the people he was not thanking, including his 8th grade teacher who said he wasn't funny, and God, for making him bald.

I'm not accepting any awards that I know of (Do they give out Mommy's? Oh we could have some fun with that....

"The Award for Most Appropriate Underwear in a Crisis" goes to...."

And now, the Mommy Award for "Most Consistent Production of Home-made Desserts "

And finally, the moment you've all been waiting for, the Mommy Award for "Staying in the Mood to Keep Having Sex after Cleaning up One of the Children's Vomit"

...anyway, I digress. I just wanted to say "Thank you" to all my friends who have called, emailed, commented, or just lurked here on the blog lately. You get me. I love making you laugh. Thanks for listening and encouraging me. It really does make a difference knowing you are out there.


tammi said...


I read your blog all the time, but you don't even know me, so I'll keep this first comment to just a smiley so that I don't appear a stalker.

but now it's more than a smiley because I've continued to type.

and now I DO look like a stalker.

(*holding hands over mouth*)
(*folding hands in lap*)

courtney said...

there should be an award for the Mommy who can call out the correct child's name on the first try. I have one kid and I still call her Ashley sometimes...looks like I'm out again this year :)

ash said...

is that a compliment or not?

ness said...

Tammi, we've actually met in person once, so you are definitely not a stalker. You crack me up!

Nesscourtash...I mean

Matvincharsid...the dog is actually starting to come when I call that one out...

At least they didn't call us Ron

or Pookie.

and I call Mattie, "Ashley" too. Our care-giving roots go deep.

akr said...

I think there should be one for able to multitask 7 differnt conversations and jobs in a single bound

klasieprof said...

First of all , Your thinking is FAULTY, in that, Um...Well..One can NOT have "too much choclate".

andd.....speaking of Vomit and um Sex in the same sentence..YES SHE DOES HAVE A STORY...

At bible College..the Ex...WANTED to git him sum..(from ME surprisingly that time)...I told him I was sick, and didn't feel well....
But..being Dutiful.and sick.....and all...well.......I ended up puking red Kool Aid all over his back.
IT Was GREAT!! Do you feel the love?

WOW I sure felt better after throwing up. LOL

A said...

Talk about a mood killer. Wow. Seriously?!?!!
That may be worse than Merideth Gray crying while George tried his best.


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