This is the blog of guy we knew in college. I don't remember him being this funny, but then again, I hung out pretty exclusively with two guys who did a great "Crash Test Dummies" impersonation.
Once there was this boy who got into an accident and wouldn't go to school, but when he finally went back, his hair had turned from black into bright white. He said that it was from when the cars had crashed so hard.
Once there was this girl who wouldn't go and change with the girls in the changing room, but when they finally made her, they saw birthmarks all over her body. She couldn't quite explain it. They'd always just been there.
Once there was this boy whose parents made him come directly home right after school, and when they went to their church, they shook and lurched all over the church floor. He couldn't quite explain it. They'd always just gone there.
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Once there was this boy who got into an accident and wouldn't go to school, but when he finally went back, his hair had turned from black into bright white. He said that it was from when the cars had crashed so hard.
I know I should wait for A, but I just can't.
Once there was this girl who wouldn't go and change with the girls in the changing room, but when they finally made her, they saw birthmarks all over her body. She couldn't quite explain it. They'd always just been there.
Once there was this boy whose parents made him come directly home right after school, and when they went to their church, they shook and lurched all over the church floor. He couldn't quite explain it. They'd always just gone there.
A Sample of the Greatness that is CTD
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Wow I missed a lot while we were in Dallas this weekend.
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