Thursday, December 11, 2008

I slept with a stranger last night....


After 12 years of marriage to a guy with a red goatee, I can tell you that I was pretty thrown when this guy showed up in my house last night. He seemed vaguely familiar, like somebody I knew a long time ago, and he certainly made me laugh. I'm not sure exactly how it happened...maybe it was the wine...or he's just a really forward guy....but yada yada yada...I was kissing somebody who felt VERY DIFFERENT from the man I've been with for all these years. I giggled a lot. Then it dawned on me who he looked like...my adorable college boyfriend who wasn't allowed to have facial hair as a Bible college student. It was so forbidden, I jumped on him.

I hope he calls me....

6 comments:

Sara said...

oh my goodness...he looks as old as Carl now.

Let me know if he starts getting carded again

Candice Houston said...

Ohmigosh-Bobb? Bobb? Where's ya go Bobb?

12-arrows said...

you are so cute! you made me smile!

klasieprof said...

Yahh snicker snicker...I bet "sleep" isn't ALL you did...

Word veri: whirdri=what a cougar does to her prey after she's done toying with him....

hee hee

ness said...

cougar....that's exactly why objected to the shaving.


The kids never noticed a thing until he kissed Mattie goodbye this morning and THEN she freaked out.

Life with Kaishon said...

He really does have a baby face. A lovely baby face, but a baby face none the less!

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