Friday, July 18, 2008

Officially


I have officially had enough of the
@#$%-ing,
$%*-*%#$-ed,
Son of motherless-goat

FLIES

in my house.

5 comments:

H said...

As an official advocate of the Sons-Of-Motherless-Goats Association (SOMGA), I would like to file an official complaint against all unauthorized or negative use of our name and cause.

Just kidding. I'm thinking of burning my house down to rid it of the flies. Does this sound unbalanced?

12-arrows said...

we not only have flies but disgusting Japanese beetles that are everywhere. I think I vacuumed a basketfull out of the pool yesterday! UGH!

Anonymous said...

fruit flies. Freakin' fruit flies...well, ok, they're at work, not in my house but it's still making me crazy
-court

klasieprof said...

honestly what REALLY works...not that you asked, but get a little bed of that left over wine in your glass and DON'T drink it all...leave about 1/4 to 1/2 inch in glass...flys LOVE it go in and drown. really.

there are some fancy smanxcy fly catchers from the olden days that have inverted bottoms, but hell for free, wine glass works just fine. DO NOT strain the flys out and drink it...unless you want to. It works AMAXINGLY well.

tammi said...

I'm a fan of the vacuum attachment and sucking the little bastards alive right out of the windows. Not as romantic as drowning in a glass of wine, but you get the satisfaction of sucking them up...and then you can DRINK your wine.

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