Thursday, August 03, 2006

David made us laugh so hard, we squeezed the hearty lemons

Halfway through the project, Frank looked like he had been
gargling the glass pickle.


Visit the euphemism generator if you haven't already. It is just the thing on a hot August day.

11 comments:

Robb said...

gargling the glass pickle, huh?

I don't think I've ever done that. You?

ness said...

you are silly

silly like a random silly euphemism for nothing.

silly boy.

silly.

Robb said...

It can't be a euphemism for nothing.

It has to be a euphemism for something.

What do you think it's a euphemism for?

klasieprof said...

Every morning, he woke up
doing the wet wax trombone.

This unique and colorful custom is referred to as
huffing the dowel.

He normally shut his eyes while
pinching the orange brontosaurus.

Halfway through the project, Frank looked like he had been
spewing forth the sacred salty butter.

OK that one grossed even ME out. I am NOT going there!! Discretion!! HA

courtney said...

"like most guys his age, he wasn't above rocking the predator" Ron especially liked this one but the problem is, I think he thinks these are OFFERS when I read them out loud. not good; must return to work soon......

Anonymous said...

So, Ron said, Halfway through, Courtney looked like she had been spewing the salty butter.


Jking

courtney said...

please don't give Ron any more ideas, thanks. I don't think he can go back to classes too soon....uhoh,been standing in the same place too long....isn't the phrase "salty butter" just about disgusting? ewwwww

Sara said...

The Euphemism that was generated for me said this...


"Instead she spent the night alone using the forbidden lizard."

Sara said...

..."of course ack in my day we called transmitting the cheap groceries."

klasieprof said...

OH Man..I came on here just read, not to post..BUT guess what My WORD verification IS????

Foqueg!!! DANG..sounds like an interactive activity for (um yah) 2 married people LOL

I must admit tho..some of my best um...foqueg ing was um..yah um..well ..heh heh.I'll just leave that little thought in my own head...heh heh...

ness said...

vanessa has left the building...

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